President Donald Trump Visit Uganda on a Safe-Secure Hakuna Matata-No Worry Safari
Kabiza Wilderness Safaris invites President Trump Join us on Safari in Safe-Secure Uganda
President Trump – Join us on Safari in Safe-Secure Uganda – The Pearl of Africa, yes in spite of you allegedly calling Uganda, one of those African-S…Holes, we, however, like to be known by what one of your heroes, Winston Churchill called “the Pearl of Africa.”
All of us are glad that Kimberly Sue Endicott is back home in the USA after being kidnapped along with her driver Senior-Guide Jean-Paul Mirenge Remezo and people, especially in the U.S. and Uganda rejoiced and breathed a sigh of relief.
Then there was your Tweet which ruffled a few feathers in the Pearl of Africa, “Uganda must find the kidnappers of the American Tourist and guide before people will feel safe in going there. Bring them to justice openly and quickly!”
The Headlines that Tweet triggered were not nice such as “Trump orders Uganda.” Uganda can handle a few things such as security, security issues arise in every country, including your own and President Yoweri Museveni never responded with “the US must find the terrorists before people will safe visiting the US”
The Tweet along with Adding Uganda to the ” countries where Americans can be kidnapped list” which did include triggered headlines such Kenya and Ethiopia caused us to think that rather telling you that your tweet was found offensive, most of the kidnappers are in custody and unprecedented levels of security have been instituted that will protect tourists, including American Tourists and Ugandans that visit the incredible National Parks in Uganda.
President Trump – Join us on Safari in Safe-Secure Uganda. We think that it is best for you to Visit Uganda like your friend Kanye West did along with his wife Kim Kardashian in October of 2018 the day after they had visited you in the Oval Office. They loved Uganda, found the people welcoming and friendly. When you along your experienced on Safari Wife Melania join us on a Safari you will find a country quite different from what you might imagine it to be. It certainly is not an African S…Hole, I as an American could probably think of a few places in the U.S. that might aptly fit that description.
President Trump Join us on Safari in Safe-Secure Uganda- it is Africa, maybe not as you imagined, but most of those wanting to visit here on Safari, but only better. One of the most Bio-Diverse Countries in the World, home to over half of the Mountain Gorillas, over 5,000 Chimpanzees, more bird species in this country, the size of the State Oregon than all of the US. Abundant Wildlife, it might be best if you left your sons who enjoy African Wildlife Hunting (we do not) at home since we do not do any hunting Safaris
Winston Churchill fell in love with the Pearl of Africa and so did Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. President Museveni, who most of the time has been an admirer of you would enjoy meeting you, as would the people of Uganda. We can, however, create a private Safari through our Wildlife and Primate Parks where you and Melania would stay in some of Uganda’s finest lodges, go on game drives, without the fear of being kidnapped, though some of your Democratic Opponent would relish that.
We had a tourist kidnapped and people are still traveling here knowing that it was an isolated case. Just like Tourists are still going to Las Vegas after the mass shooting there.
Come see, what is said you have called an African S…Hole and see how wrong you have. Come and see how safe Uganda is.
President Trump Join us on Safari in Safe-Secure Uganda – let’s get started planning your safari and we will need passport scans of you and Melania for Gorilla and Chimpanzee Permits. Most of we hope to see you soon on Safari with us…love to show you the real Africa in its Pearl, Uganda.
I am sure that President Museveni, might have some time to see you and even join you as see the incredible beauty of Uganda.
We like to leave you with this thought from Aldous Huxley. “To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries.” Aldous Huxley.
Hope to see you soon and let us know your arrival date and time in Uganda. Go beyond your mere Tweet, see Uganda for yourself.